I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com Quotes

“YOU TRIED TO MILK A T. REX?
"For science!”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“I just don’t know what to do.” “For starters, you keep scratching my ear. Next, you can embrace this for what it is: an adventure. Let’s see how far we can get.” “I strive to be as unbothered as you, Toto.” He chuffed happily, leaning into my petting. “Everyone should strive to be more like me.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“I was exhausted, frustrated, and egregiously horny on an alien planet with no way home. Even then, if I wasn’t taken to help some alien race with my species-saving coochie, I’d have fucking died in that lion attack.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“to settle—” “Oh shoot, Mom, you’re breaking up!” I said, mimicking the sound of static. “This damn desert has the worst signal. Well, just in case, I love you.” “Dory, you don’t fool me! Don’t you dare hang up—” My thumb slipped of its own accord and ended the call. Terrible accident, really; could have been anyone. Funny how life works.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“I’m just—so done. I’m so done, and I hate you,” I hissed, shaking my fist at the lion. “I hope you choke on my bones after you eat me! I hope they find this escape pod and probe your ass. May your entire family line be cursed with hip dysplasia! I hate you, lion!”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“I love the way you yell at plants.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“I just named a planet after a breakfast food. A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and my dumb ass said "waffles.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“I made a valiant attempt to both tug on the reins to avoid the net and shield myself so I wasn’t out here letting every alien trying to capture me get a full showing of my kibbles ’n’ bits.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“The modifications the Biwban did on me must have done something to my cervix, because, girl, where are you?”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“But something about when it was combined with those teeth and that big burly form was making me question why I ever sullied my body with whatever the hell I thought was sexy when I was stupid and twenty.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“May your entire family line be cursed with hip dysplasia! I hate you, lion!”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“We’re gonna die and I’m never going to get my PhD!”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“Braying zebras. I almost shat myself,” said a deep voice behind me. I paused, then looked at the beast. “Did you…did you just talk?” I asked. His ears perked up as he turned to face me. “Did you just talk?”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“All right, that settles it. I’ve died and been reincarnated in some stupid anime. If there are any gods at all, please don’t make this a full-blown “why choose.” Just keep it to us three. Lord, you know I don’t have the stamina.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“If your beauty was kept from me much longer, I'm afraid I would have hunted you down.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“How could I not be serious with a fallen star pressed against me> The world could sink into oblivion and I'd still have the honor of dying the happiest man alive.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“My mouth fell open. “Wha…Were you watching this whole time?” “Of course!” The floating screen shifted into a video of the three of us entwined. “This is the first recorded mating of a human and Sankado. Headquarters will want to use this as important training material. On that note, Sol, would you mind leaning back? I’d like to get a clear shot of how your knot fits into her anus. We hadn’t planned on that.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“Please, Stardust, I need to knot you.” Need to what? These aliens must have been fucking me stupid, ’cause I coulda sworn he just asked to knot me. Knot. Like on a wolf? I had so many questions.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“Sol scowled and shook off his hand. “She doesn’t want to hear your cheap pickup lines.” I kinda do.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“Now that the weight of pregnancy was off my shoulders, my entire body felt lighter. Almost giddy. Though that could just be the serum convincing me to throw caution (and my panties) to the wind. The ache I felt before was steadily growing into a roaring inferno.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“You give in to the call of nature and mate with them,” he said, nodding to the two fighting Sankado. “I don’t actually want to mate with them!” I protested. He leveled me with an apathetic glance. “Dory, don’t lie to me. Anyone with a nose can smell you’re in heat.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“A hissing came through the trees, accompanied by rustling leaves and hot breath that blew over my face. “No,” I snapped, not bothering to look at whatever ridiculous creature decided to show up this time. “Get lost, I need a minute.” The creature loudly sniffed at my side. Annoyed, I slapped it. “What did I just say?”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“I buried my head in my knees, listening to their retreating footsteps until I was sure I was alone. Then came the tears. I was exhausted, frustrated, and egregiously horny on an alien planet with no way home.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“trying to ignore my purring pussy.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“Fuck, he feels good. Nope, nope, focus. Remember the last gym rat we dated. Sexy muscles are always attached to narcissistic cheaters.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“I’d love to give you answers that don’t get me killed, I can’t. This isn’t even a paid internship. I’m just here for job experience.” Hmm. That hits close to home.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“For a moment, we just stared at each other. Then I lowered the spear. He sighed in relief. “Toto,” I hollered over my shoulder. “Get over here; we’re eating him after all.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“Give me your spear. I’ll kill him myself.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“You say you made this planet with the ease of humans in mind. Yet I walked around this stupid planet for miles. Where is the damn grocery store? Hmm? Tell me, Intern, where is Target?”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

“Maybe we should just kill him.”
― Kimberly Lemming, I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com