Call of the Jersey Devil Quotes

“But he had been the victim of the world’s most common crime—his youth had been kidnapped by a thing called time. It had likely also been raped, dismembered, and buried somewhere never to be seen again”
― Aurelio Voltaire, Call of the Jersey Devil

“Oh, there’s no toll,” noticed Henry. “It costs twelve bucks coming into Manhattan, but I guess it’s free going back to New Jersey.”
“That should tell you something,” said Villy crestfallen.”
― Aurelio Voltaire, Call of the Jersey Devil

“A noise came from the phone that resembled the sound of a howler monkey having an ice cube inserted into its rectum”
― Aurelio Voltaire, Call of the Jersey Devil

“As such, it was clear that its only purpose was to remind the arriving shoppers of nature and beauty—presumably the same nature and beauty that had been struck down, killed, and removed to make way for the mall itself.”
― Aurelio Voltaire, Call of the Jersey Devil