Sugar, Spice, and Magical Midlife Quotes

“I knew it was wrong to compare, but my ex-husband wouldn’t have even qualified to be on the Australian breakdancing equivalent of muff munching.”
― Tara West, Sugar, Spice, and Magical Midlife

“Twenty years. Twenty freaking years of sexual frustration, wet farts, and ass crack sniffing. And witches lived hundreds of years. I felt as if the bedroom walls were caving in around me.”
― Tara West, Sugar, Spice, and Magical Midlife