Pete, Drinker of Blood Quotes

“I can't promise I won't soil my trousers in here," he said. "You and me both." Pete extended his hand. Mr. Stovall gripped it tight and they shook on the matter of potential pants-sh*tting, then rejoined the other vampires at the door.”
― Scott S. Phillips, Pete, Drinker of Blood

“she didn’t really like a guy to have nipple bumps; it was unpleasant for everyone on the planet and no doubt led to hushed chatter amongst those in the general vicinity.”
― Scott S. Phillips, Pete, Drinker of Blood