A Decade of Death and Decisions Quotes

“Years of practicing with the Infinite Beer Cup have keenly developed Jim’s ability to breathe through the nose while drinking through the mouth. “Now that is how you do a chug!”
― Drew Hayes, A Decade of Death and Decisions

“a sound like a toilet struggling to flush a sponge, a noise you also know only thanks to living with Jim. His idea for a new method of wiping had “conceptual issues” out of the gate. That’s also how you learned plumbers have a blacklist.”
― Drew Hayes, A Decade of Death and Decisions

“Family is complicated, be they mundane or worthwhile.”
― Drew Hayes, A Decade of Death and Decisions

“The popcorn machine itself, on the other hand, is doing great, spewing popped kernels all over the body and onto the floor. Shit, those things really are evil.”
― Drew Hayes, A Decade of Death and Decisions

“When you sweep your flashlight around though, there’s nothing to see. Just more empty hallway leading to those damn narrow stairs.”
― Drew Hayes, A Decade of Death and Decisions