Messing With My Brother's Best Friends Quotes

“Men are completely unaware of the erotic appeal of masculine competence.”
― Sam Hall, Messing With My Brother's Best Friends

“So would you love me if I was a worm?” she asked, her grin widening. “I’d dig you out of the earth and put you in your own custom-made terrarium,” I replied. “What if I was a fly?” “You’d have all of the disgusting, rotting meat you could handle in a special pesticide-protected fly hotel.”
― Sam Hall, Messing With My Brother's Best Friends