Affections and Wishes Quotes

“Look, I know you’re angry with me⁠—” “I’m not angry at you. I’m not anything, actually. I never even think about you.”
― Amy D'Orazio, Affections and Wishes

“Ladies, how are you?” “Fan-freaking-tastic,” Elizabeth muttered.”
― Amy D'Orazio, Affections and Wishes

“Do not be concerned that I might be insulted. Mr Darcy and I are too familiar with each other for him to take my remarks seriously, and I know better than to seek to earn his approbation.”
― Amy D'Orazio, Affections and Wishes

“How do you introduce solid foods?’ He said, ‘Baby, may I present to you this banana. Banana, this is the baby’.”
― Amy D'Orazio, Affections and Wishes

“You know, if you were always this amusing, I might not despise you so much.”
― Amy D'Orazio, Affections and Wishes

“She tossed her hair back and set her glass down on one of the nearby trays. “Who knows, maybe once I kiss you, you’ll turn into a prince.”
― Amy D'Orazio, Affections and Wishes

“Good kisser, she thought awhile later, somewhat incoherently. Really good. Scarily good.”
― Amy D'Orazio, Affections and Wishes

“Darcy had replied by telling his friend that unless she was there to take his wing order, he wasn’t wasting time with a wannabe Hooters girl. With that she decided that Darcy was a douchebag, and that she would hate him forever.”
― Amy D'Orazio, Affections and Wishes

“This has got to be at least one sign of the apocalypse. Can we blame global warming? Have the aliens landed?”
― Amy D'Orazio, Affections and Wishes