C.R.O.W. Quotes

“There was no missile that I could see, the only thing that lit up the dark were the sparks from ricocheting darts and the fires that burnt from within the city. It seemed such a stupid question, since any smart missile would have hit us before I could even open my mouth. ‘Where?’ ‘Launcher,’ Daniels corrected”
― Phillip Richards, C.R.O.W.

“To do something like that a man must have had either nerves of steel - or a few screws loose.”
― Phillip Richards, C.R.O.W.

“Imagine the maddest rollercoaster on Earth and then get thousands of people to shoot at it, and that still wouldn’t even come halfway to a drop!”
― Phillip Richards, C.R.O.W.

“Since our straps prevented our bodies being thrown about the crew compartment, our vital organs just threw themselves about inside our rib cages instead.”
― Phillip Richards, C.R.O.W.

“The funny thing about heavy weapons is that everyone wanted to fire them, but nobody wanted to carry them.”
― Phillip Richards, C.R.O.W.

“I always checked my respirator first, because there wasn’t much use in me having a rifle that was loaded and comms that worked if I was choking to death.”
― Phillip Richards, C.R.O.W.

“Check, check and check again, because you can’t check when you’re dead.”
― Phillip Richards, C.R.O.W.

“Just be glad you’re not melting, the engine works at over five hundred degrees, and its right above you.’ A loadee flicked his head upward as he checked our straps were secure. Nobody answered, but I knew we were all thinking the same thing … Cheers for that bit of useless information, mate!”
― Phillip Richards, C.R.O.W.