Human and Freakn' Quotes

“I hate it when you tell me shit like this after the plane has already taken off. Would it kill you to warn me ahead of time so I can tell you no freakn’ way?” “And have you miss out on the adventure of a lifetime? Buddy, have you seen the images of the three girls we’re supposed to rescue?” “Hot?” Joel queried, his blues eyes lighting with hope. “Very. And grateful. Don’t forget very, very grateful when we rescue them from the wild men who took them.” Lips”
― Eve Langlais, Human and Freakn'

“Leave your brother alone, baby girl. He’s going adventuring. Lucky bastard.” His dad dragged him into a bear proportioned hug. “Bring me back some images of the local ladies. Naked ones if you can,” he whispered. “You’d need eyes to look at those, Geoffrey,” his mother retorted. While they argued about his dad’s interest in the human body as art, Naomi clutched his tear soaked shirt in her fists and shook him. “Be careful.” “Aren’t I always?” “No.”
― Eve Langlais, Human and Freakn'

“It seemed Mr. Kitty wanted its food unwrapped. The only good thing was it released her arms, and then her body, as it wiggled back, taking her sleeping bag with it. Prey exposed, the jaguar proceeded to sniff its way up her body. The brush of a damp nose, too close to her girl parts, made her pull up her legs. “Perv. Stay out of there. I’ve sworn off men for this trip, and that goes for big kitty cats too.” It”
― Eve Langlais, Human and Freakn'