The Blue Blazes Quotes

“He’s built like a brick shithouse made of a hundred smaller brick shithouses.”
― Chuck Wendig, The Blue Blazes

“Dynamite’s not a scalpel. It’s not even a fire axe. It’s precise like a hand grenade. You don’t control an explosion so much as politely suggest what you want it to do and then pray.”
― Chuck Wendig, The Blue Blazes

“Ramping a jacked-up hell-quad over a dirge-singing pack of goblins with a burned-to-death stuntman at the wheel. I’m”
― Chuck Wendig, The Blue Blazes