Forked Quotes

“if I don’t shoot my shot there’s a one hundred percent certainty he’ll never notice me.”
― Ruth Cardello, Forked

“Oh, my God, he really is a fork. My fork. I fucked my fork.”
― Ruth Cardello, Forked

“He moves closer and I back up until I’m pressed against the refrigerator. He places his hand beside my head and leans in. When he speaks, his tone is low and gravelly. “You’re the answer to questions I never thought my heart would ask.”
― Ruth Cardello, Forked

“There is a twinkle in his eyes when he says, “I’d never limit what a woman could wear, but I might hope she takes my preference under consideration when dressing for me.”
― Ruth Cardello, Forked

“I got over feeling awkward about loving a fork. And, although I don’t want to be intimate with any other silverware,”
― Ruth Cardello, Forked

“I’m also morally gray enough to help you fend off your enemies and never need to confess where we bury the bodies.”
― Ruth Cardello, Forked

“with a slightly toxic relationship with my parents, a lifetime of anxiety, and a wild imagination.”
― Ruth Cardello, Forked

“I found a set of magical silverware full of World War II super soldiers, freed one, fell for him, and that journey empowered me to finally take charge of my life?”
― Ruth Cardello, Forked

“Crazy is a term used by those who choose to limit themselves to what is comfortable for them to believe. Don’t ask anyone for permission to be you. Embrace what makes you happy.”
― Ruth Cardello, Forked

“Not believing is like keeping a faucet turned off and wondering why there’s no water. Believing comes first.”
― Ruth Cardello, Forked

“It’s not a lie if you manifest it into being true.”
― Ruth Cardello, Forked

“Instantly, this situation would go from confusing yet sexy to kind of terrifying.”
― Ruth Cardello, Forked

“You have a complicated moral compass.”
― Ruth Cardello, Forked

“So that just happened. I kissed a figment of my imagination and liked it.”
― Ruth Cardello, Forked

“How difficult could it be to fuck someone?”
― Ruth Cardello, Forked

“It’s against my lease to have a pet, so on paper Mike is a twenty-five-year-old grad student at Brown University with good credit and great references. In reality, he’s an orange tabby of unknown age who followed me home shortly after I moved to Providence.”
― Ruth Cardello, Forked

“Shit, now I have to steal some of his mail.”
― Ruth Cardello, Forked

“Yes, the world has reopened, and a lot of people have gone back to what some might call normal, but I didn’t start out as much of an extrovert and will admit that having an excuse to stay home alone was a relief for a long time.”
― Ruth Cardello, Forked

“With a serious expression, he says, “You need to know that sometimes, when I’m asleep, I change color to match the pattern of my blanket.” “If I have cheese I fart so loud it wakes me up.”
― Ruth Cardello, Forked