Bouncy Quotes

“my front, squeezing at my fun bags. “One day soon, these are going to leak with boobie broth and I’m gonna guzzle it down all day,” he whispers into my ear.”
― B. Sobjakken, Bouncy

“His pace is relentless, I barely hear the second fart-like noise over the slapping of our skin. I don’t have time to feel humiliated as Callum groans. “Fuck, keep that pussy tootin’. Make room for my baby gravy, love.”
― B. Sobjakken, Bouncy

“My eyes widen at the noise so similar to flatulence even though I know for a fact my buttcheeks aren’t flapping. Tears water in my eyes as I blink up at him. “That wasn’t…I didn’t—“ “Shhh, baby,” he says, his hand pressing down on my lower stomach. He surges forward another inch. “Your tight, tiny canal is emptying for me. It’s my victory horn.”
― B. Sobjakken, Bouncy

“I grab the shaving cream, slathering up her stench trench.”
― B. Sobjakken, Bouncy

“Then lemme shave your stink wrinkle first, and then I’ll have my buffet of muff pie.”
― B. Sobjakken, Bouncy

“You’ll feel the weeds in front of your mud dungeon if it’s not pruned as well.”
― B. Sobjakken, Bouncy

“Oh my god. What are you saying? He ate your whisker biscuit?”
― B. Sobjakken, Bouncy

“I want it more than I want the air to breathe.” Her nose scrunches. “I like you breathing.” “And I’d like to munch your krabby patty.”
― B. Sobjakken, Bouncy

“You could probably still see if you stand behind the desk. I tend to work harder when I know I have an audience.”
― B. Sobjakken, Bouncy

“He’s looking to add his banana to that fruit salad.” I blink. “What?” “You know, batter-dipping the corn dog. Creaming your twinkie,”
― B. Sobjakken, Bouncy

“Every jump swung the giant schlong between his legs, leaving nothing to the imagination about his weapon of mass vaginal destruction.”
― B. Sobjakken, Bouncy