Down for the Count Quotes

“What it looks like is that you’re having sex with one of my oldest friends in the linen closet of our reception hall. Unless, of course, she’s lost something in her vagina and you were gallant enough to try and fish it out for her. With your penis. If that’s the case, I suggest using a larger lure.”
― Christine Bell, Down for the Count

“Dear Satan. I don't know why you're testing me, but I don't like it. No love, Galen.”
― Christine Bell, Down for the Count

“This is for watching my fights and rooting for me,” he murmured, pressing a soft kiss to her forehead. “And this is for being brave and accepting my dare.” He pressed a second kiss on the tip of her nose. “And this is for dumping that dickhead Marty.” The next kiss landed on the corner of her mouth, and she parted her lips on a sigh. His heart hammered so loudly, he wondered if she heard it.

“And this one? This one is because I want you so bad, it’s making me question my sanity.”
― Christine Bell, Down for the Count

“When he was preparing for a big fight, his trainer would take him mountain climbing to build up his hand strength and endurance. Max’s favorite piece of advice? Don’t look down until you reach the summit. Galen had asked why, thinking Max would give him some inspirational shit about the satisfaction of seeing how far he’d come at the end or something. Instead, Max had snorted, “Because it’s fucking scary.”
― Christine Bell, Down for the Count

“So I don’t know why you’re trying to talk yourself out of it now. The hard stuff is over. You dumped the groom, ran out on your wedding reception, and jumped on the back of a Harley in your slip. Then you got drunk and flew to Puerto Rico with your best friend’s older brother, who, incidentally, thinks you look smoking hot. Who’s got more balls than you?”
― Christine Bell, Down for the Count

“Please tell me you’re not chastising me over my lack of
manners right now. Because if I thought that were true, I just might get
one of those stupid shrimp forks your mother insisted we have and jam it
into your eye.”
― Christine Bell, Down for the Count

“It's always better to take a chance than to be left doing the safe thing and wondering what you're missing.”
― Christine Bell, Down for the Count

“I never, in a million years, imagined I could be as happy and fulfilled as I was with you. I never wanted anything more than to spend the rest of my life that way. And, if you'll have me, I will never, ever hurt you.”
― Christine Bell, Down for the Count

“Oh my God. I kneed him in the wiener. And oh my frigging God, it was like stone.”
― Christine Bell, Down for the Count

“Dear Satan. I don’t know why you’re testing me, but I don’t like it. No love, Galen.”
― Christine Bell, Down for the Count