Lost Daughters Quotes

“By the time I get through slicin' him up, he'll have two assholes!”
― Mary Monroe, Lost Daughters

“That wench gets around like a chain letter.”
― Mary Monroe, Lost Daughters

“One man got so mean and nasty whenever he couldn't play with Maureen's titties that he soiled himself on purpose so she would have to clean his butt and the rest of his private parts. Each time she had to do that, he displayed an erection that would put a horny frat boy to shame.”
― Mary Monroe, Lost Daughters

“The man is crazy, but he ain’t crazy enough to lay a hand on me. He did one time, though. That sucker slapped my Easter bonnet clean off my head, wig and all. I lit into him like a piranha. I bit and beat the bat shit out of him. By the time I got through, his back was broke in two places.”
― Mary Monroe, Lost Daughters

“I can tell when he’s been with her. I can smell her scent on his hide. That’s when I make him give me some pleasure, whether he wants to or not. I straddle him and then I ride his tally whacker so long and hard, he has to soak it in Epsom salt when I’m done with it.”
― Mary Monroe, Lost Daughters

“He who guards his lips guards his life, but he who speaks rashly will come to ruin—Proverbs 13:3.”
― Mary Monroe, Lost Daughters