Arcane Veterinarian Quotes

“Do not watch that movie until you’ve read the book. I mean the movie is amazing, but the books are always better. That goes for all the book/movie combinations I have in my memory. Always read the book first, alright?” “Why are books always better?” Dali asked. “Because…” Ethan had to think about it. “Books are always better than movies because the imagination has no special effects budget.”
― Michael James Ploof, Arcane Veterinarian

“Well, Kazian meant to make their wool extra warm. He said the wool they produced would be twice as warm as regular old wool, but the enchantments never took. The wool they produce is fine, sure, but it ain’t extra warm.”
― Michael James Ploof, Arcane Veterinarian