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My Mum is a Loser My Mum is a Loser by Jim Smith
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“I HATE YOUUUUUU!!!”
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“Ratboy”
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“watching”
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“started fake-crying in my bed while half looking around for Bunky, because”
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“Future Ratboy”
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“is going on?’ I yelled, because”
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“Bunky”
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“HATE YOUUUUUU!!!”
Jim Smith, My Mum is a Loser
“I HATE YOUUUUUU!!!’ I screamed, and ran upstairs and started fake-crying in my bed while half looking around for Bunky, because he’s supposed to follow me everywhere like my dog. After about five million hours, I stopped fake crying and got up and peered out of my room.”
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“I’d missed it and it was all my loserish mum’s fault.”
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“Your dinner is getting cold, Barry,’ she said in her trying-to-be-scary voice, but it didn’t scare ME, plus I was trying to look keel in front of Bunky, so I grabbed the remote control and put Future Ratboy back on and turned the volume up to ninety nine.”
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“funny”
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“This is the end of the story by the way.”
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“dead”
Jim Smith, My Mum is a Loser