Junk Drunk Quotes

“If people could be compared to clothing, Jack would be a Hawaiian Shirt of a man. When he enters a room things get a little out of hand. He's the loudest person I've ever met in my entire life. He says he's partially deaf in one ear like that's supposed to make up for me going deaf in both.

Crazy Jack visits me every single Monday to make sure I'm still working on my book, "Come on, Michelle, just DO IT! How many pages do you have written? How many?”

I try to explain to him that I'm kind of busy and that the mood has to strike for greatness to appear on the page, but this is just "bullshit" according to him.”
― Michelle Dwyer, Junk Drunk

“If people could be compared to clothing, Jack would be a Hawaiian Shirt of a man. When he enters a room things get a little out of hand. He's the loudest person I've ever met in my entire life. He says he's partially deaf in one ear like that's supposed to make up for me going deaf in both.

Crazy Jack visits me every single Monday to make sure I'm still working on my book, "Come on, Michelle, just DO IT! How many pages do you have written? How many?”
― Michelle Dwyer, Junk Drunk