Not Microwave Safe Quotes

“For as long as he could remember, Kent had always hated clowns. He couldn’t think of anything scarier and didn’t want to know what was lurking around the old house that could have decapitated something as naturally evil and satanic as a clown. And, now that he thought about it, didn’t clowns travel in packs? Where were the rest of them?”
― Kyle Adams, Not Microwave Safe: A Halloween Story