Get Dirty Quotes

“happens to girls like me there?” “Damn,” Bree said with a shake of her head. “Do you and Olivia share a brain or something?” “Just half of one,” Ed mumbled. Olivia stuck out her tongue at him.”
― Gretchen McNeil, Get Dirty

“Oh my God!” Peanut cried. Her hands flew to her face. “We’ll go to juvie. I can’t go to juvie. Do you know what”
― Gretchen McNeil, Get Dirty

“I, June Hayes, relinquish custody of my daughter Olivia Hayes to her biological father, Fitzgerald O’Henry Conroy. THIRTY-NINE ED WATCHED MARGOT’S FACE INTENTLY AS KITTY FINISHED catching her up on everything that had happened in the last week: the copycat DGM, Rex’s death, a half dozen or so missing persons, and the bombshell revelation that Christopher Beeman was dead.”
― Gretchen McNeil, Get Dirty

“Darling, it will be a cold day in hell before I fail to recognize Old Spice in any of its various forms.”
― Gretchen McNeil, Get Dirty

“Have been humping like rabbits in my daughter’s bedroom? Yes, I know.”
― Gretchen McNeil, Get Dirty

“Do I want to know what it says?” Olivia asked. Ed trotted up behind her. “Nope, but you’re going to.” He shoved a typewritten note in front of her eyes. I will destroy everything you love.”
― Gretchen McNeil, Get Dirty

“Awesome. I was getting tired of being the only penis around here.” Kitty narrowed her eyes. “You may not be the only penis, but you’ll still be the only dick.”
― Gretchen McNeil, Get Dirty

“And if I had to walk the world, I’d make you fall for me. I promise you, I promise you I will.”
― Gretchen McNeil, Get Dirty

“Olivia threw her arms wide in despair. “We’re never going to figure this out. Bree’s going to rot in jail. She’ll shave off all her hair, take over a prison gang, and start calling herself Bitchslap.”
― Gretchen McNeil, Get Dirty