Where the Boys Are Quotes

“I would bet the most perfect peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich ever assembled that there are more well-adjusted people around today than people who aren’t and I think it is damn tragic more of us do not appear in books. 3 symbiosis, n.”
― Glendon Swarthout, Where The Boys Are

“TV,” I said, “do you believe in God?” “I believe,” he said, “in Walt Disney.” “You too!” We had clicked.”
― Glendon Swarthout, Where The Boys Are

“Ask the way to the Ladies Room and you’re “processed.” Freedom of choice, my backside.”
― Glendon Swarthout, Where The Boys Are

“Plus I think it would be good for men to know they have limits.”
― Glendon Swarthout, Where The Boys Are