Barking Quotes

“Mostly I sit at home in the evenings watching the box and hoping that one day I'll evolve into plankton.”
― Tom Holt, Barking

“Not, of course, as much as Julia Roberts or David Beckham or Robbie Williams, but he found he wasn’t really bothered about that. He was, after all, basically a simple, modest person at heart. Doing a short but honest day’s work, doing it well and earning a revoltingly large amount of money would suit him very nicely.”
― Tom Holt, Barking