He Who Fights with Monsters 11 Quotes

“And if he doesn’t live up to that greatness?” “Then guide him to happiness. I suggest that be the priority, in fact, and fit in greatness if you can. A life doesn’t have to be exceptional to be worthwhile.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 11

“It’s weird that an alternate reality has the metric system and the Americans still can’t figure it out.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 11

“A complete lack of magic, yet we still invented flying tricycles and you are somehow unimpressed.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 11

“Well, you’re a teenager now, sweetie. You’re on the path to becoming an adult, and the first lesson is that none of us know what we’re doing. We’re just better at faking it than kids are.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 11

“Sometimes, being who you are, or becoming who you want to be, means making the foolish choice. To fully commit, even when failure seems certain. Anything less is to save the body but lose the soul.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 11

“Sometimes. Most times. But there are times when violence is easy and words are hard.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 11

“She frowned but put her fingers around Clive’s throbbing shaft. “I don’t like this sensation,” she said. “You’ll get used to it,” Clive assured her. “I’ve found that most people come to enjoy how it feels. I think it’s the girth that puts them off at first.” “I can handle the girth. I’m just not comfortable with it throbbing in my hand like this.” “Even so, you should just use your hand until you know what you’re doing. Use both hands if you prefer.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 11

“Mate, what you deserve is to be kicked in the plums so hard, you bounce off the moon.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 11

“If I stay, you’ll lose me anyway. Just not enough that you get to mourn me. I’d rather be a fond memory you get to revisit from time to time than an obligation that you have to.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 11

“WHY ARE YOU A GIANT CHICKEN?” Neil’s voice rose over the sounds of battle. “I’m a cockatrice!” Stash yelled proudly. “Look, I turned that guy to stone.” “That guy was already stone!” Neil yelled back. “He’s a stone elemental messenger. YOU’RE A GOD-DAMNED CHICKEN!”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 11

“You know Monopoly sucks and you still have like five more versions of it. Are you really going to miss the Bass Fishing Edition?”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 11

“Rage cared little for logic.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 11

“dead.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 11

“anime”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 11

“The way we treat people always matters.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 11

“Jason peered at the map. “Are we playing Spirit Island? I’m not good at that game. I want to be the shadowy fear spirit. I’m very scary.” “We’re not playing Spirit Island, Jason.” “Are we playing Risk? I’ve heard the legacy version is okay. Should I conquer the Earth?”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 11