Better Off Dead Quotes

“Death is not the biggest fear we have; our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive.”
― H.P. Mallory, Better Off Dead

“You just gotta be careful not to be so busy tryin’ to learn how to get a life that you forget to have one.”
― H.P. Mallory, Better Off Dead

“Is a frog’s ass water tight?”
― H.P. Mallory, Better Off Dead

“Fear has its use, but cowardice has none,”
― H.P. Mallory, Better Off Dead

“Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light, I said to myself, remembering Helen Keller’s famous quote.”
― H.P. Mallory, Better Off Dead

“I gotta go number two, but this place is givin’ me pooformance anxiety.”
― H.P. Mallory, Better Off Dead

“All that we are is the result of what we have thought,’ Buddha.”
― H.P. Mallory, Better Off Dead

“I liked my stealth abs.” I frowned at him, and he patted his gut. “I gotta ripped six pack … it’s just covered by a layer of insulation.” Then he smiled and shrugged. “Stealth abs.”
― H.P. Mallory, Better Off Dead

“sixteenth president who said, ‘Better ta remain silent an’ be thought ah fool than ta speak out, an’ remove all doubt.”
― H.P. Mallory, Better Off Dead

“It’s the only way I know how to deal with Conan’s BMS.” “His what?” “Bitchy man syndrome,”
― H.P. Mallory, Better Off Dead

“I gotta take care of this ragin’ food boner.”
― H.P. Mallory, Better Off Dead

“Treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend to them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster, and do it with no thought of any reward,”
― H.P. Mallory, Better Off Dead

“You are essentially who you create yourself to be, and all that occurs in your life is the result of your own making.”
― H.P. Mallory, Better Off Dead

“Midway upon the journey of our life, I found myself within a forest dark, For the straight foreward pathway had been lost.” – Dante’s Inferno”
― H.P. Mallory, Better Off Dead