RatBurger Quotes

“All our lives are hard in one way or another... But listen to me... We need to be kind to each other, and stick together, OK? This place is tough enough without you making my life a misery.”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“carefully”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“cubicle in the girls’ toilets and fed the rat some of the bread she was meant to be saving for her lunch.”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“Don’t worry, Raj, it’s not a mouse.” “No?” “No, it’s a rat.” Then Raj’s eyes bulged and he let out a deafening scream. “AAAAAAAAAAA​ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​ AAAAAAAAAAAA​ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​ AAAAAAAAAAAA​ AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR​ RRRRRRRRRRRRR​ RRRRRRRRRRRRR​ RRRRRRRRRRRRR​ RRRRRRRRRR​ RRR​ RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​ RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​ RRRRR​ RRRRRRRR​ RR​ RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​ RRRRRRRRRRRR​ RRRR​ RR​ GGGGGGG​ GGGGGGGGGG​ GGGGG​ GGGGGG​ GGGGGGGGGGGG​ GG​ GGGGGGG​ GGGGGGGG​ GGGGG​ GGGGG​ G​ GGGGGGGGGGGG​ GG​ GGGGGGG​ GGGGGGGG​ GGGGG​ GGGGGG​ GGGGGG​ GGGGGGGGG​ H​ HHHHHHHHH​ HHHHHHHHHHHHH​ H​ HHHHHHHHH​ HHHHHHHHHHHHH​ H​ HHHHHHHHH​ HHHHHHHHHHH!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“Raj was a big jolly man, who always had a smile on his face, even if you told him his shop was on fire.”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“you got your just desserts”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“was a big jolly man, who always had a smile on his face, even if you told him his shop was on fire.”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“In fact, Zoe dreamed of travelling the world with a huge menagerie of animal stars. One day, she would train animals to do extraordinary feats that she believed would delight the world. She even made a list of what these madcap acts could be:”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“Sheila had given Zoe a used tissue as a present, and then laughed in her face when the little girl unwrapped it. It was full of snot.”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“Zoe wiped it away gently, as a tear dropped from her eye on to his cold pink nose.”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“allowed.” “Well, he’s not a dog or a cat, but I suppose he is my pet,” reasoned Zoe. “Of course he is! And get this. The Ogre plays the tuba, I heard her practisin’. It’s awful! All the kids reckon she is only doin’ it because she wants to get off wiv the ’eadmaster.” “She so fancies him!” said Zoe. The two girls laughed. The idea of the unusually small teacher playing the unusually large instrument already seemed hilarious, let alone using the low-noted tuba as a method of seduction! “I have to see her do that!” said Zoe. “Me too,” laughed Tina. “I just need to show Armitage something downstairs quickly, then we can spend this evening working together on the new trick!” “I can’t wait!”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“It’s not. I used to take a short”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“Now! 4 Dirty Business”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“Zzzzzzzzzzzzz​ zzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar​ rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggg​ ggggggggg​ gggggghh​ hhhhhhhhhhh​ !!!!!!!!!!​ !!!!!!!!!!!!​ !!!!!!!!!!!!”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“She was so lazy she would order Zoe to pick her nose for her, though of course Zoe always said ‘no’. Sheila could even let out a groan while changing channels with the TV remote.”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“Zoe’s stepmother was quite short, but she made up for it by being as wide as she was tall.”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“You are playing Hamlet in William Shakespeare’s play at school and halfway through the ‘To be or not to be …’ speech your Auntie rushes up from the audience, spits on a tissue and wipes your face with it? You take off your trainers after games and the smell of mouldy cheese is so bad the entire school has to be closed down for a week to be de-fumigated? At lunchtime in the dining hall you overdose on baked beans and you do a blow-off that lasts all afternoon?”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“Aaah! Miss Zoe. My favourite customer.”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“Shut ya face. I’m watchin’ TV and stuffin’ meself!” came the woman’s gruff voice from the lounge.”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“Oh, shut yer face, ya idiot!”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“oe led her father out of the pub,”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“Zoe had to do something or she would be roadkill.”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“Imagine that. Vomiting until all that was left to sick up was your own blood!”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“Zoe also knew her stepmother did not love her. Or even like her very much. In truth, Zoe was pretty sure her stepmother hated her. Sheila treated her at worst as an irritant, at best as if she were invisible.”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“Pulling wings off daddy-longlegs, stapling cats’ tails to the floor, hanging bunny rabbits on a clothes line by their ears, just a bit of fun.”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“Rats are the most unloved living things on the planet.”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“But how had he died? Zoe knew that Gingernut was very young, even in hamster years. Could this be a hamster murder? she wondered. But what kind of person would want to murder a defenceless little hamster? Well, before this story is over, you will know. And you will also know that there are people capable of doing much, much worse. The most evil man in the world is lurking somewhere in this very book. Read on, if you dare…”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“At first all she could see was a tiny shadowy shape in the corner by the door. She tiptoed out of bed to have a closer look. It was little and dirty and a tad smelly. The dusty floorboards creaked a little under her weight. The tiny thing turned around. It was a rat.  ”
― David Walliams, RatBurger

“hank you, Miss Midget, I mean Midge, for that beautiful tuba playing,” lied Mr Grave. It had been truly awful. Like a hippopotamus farting.”
― David Walliams, RatBurger