The Hotel Avocado Quotes

“You've done amazing with the hotel, Emily,' said Grace. 'No thanks to him, of course.'

'Excuse me, Grace, but it was me that hung all the pictures up on the second-floor landing.'

'Funny that,' said Grace. 'That was the only part of the hotel that didn't work for me. Spacing was all wrong.'

'Bit like your teeth,' I said.”
― Bob Mortimer, The Hotel Avocado

“There’s nothing wrong with Aldi”
― Bob Mortimer, The Hotel Avocado