Fairy Rides The Lightning Quotes

“Magic is not the solution to every problem, but it sure helps in eleven out of ten cases.”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy Rides The Lightning: Terrorbelle Book 2

“I don’t know nothing about looking a gift horse in the mouth or anywhere else. I mean, who gives a horse as a gift anyhow? Unless it’s just the head of course.”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy Rides The Lightning: Terrorbelle Book 2

“I’ve heard that the way to someone’s heart is through their stomach. It’s not the only way, although you do have to make sure to go to your right and toward the head. And it does save the trouble of having to crack open the rib cage.”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy Rides The Lightning: Terrorbelle Book 2

“Men. Can’t live with them, can’t turn them into rats when they cheat on you. Well, actually I can. Not that I would. At least not again. Probably,” Gani said. “So,”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy Rides The Lightning: Terrorbelle Book 2

“I’ve always said that you should walk a mile in a man’s shoes before you judged him. That way, you have his shoes and a good head start.”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy Rides The Lightning: Terrorbelle Book 2

“Thanks. Any idea how to ride a flying horse?” Argus said. “Not really, but I’d imagine it would be along the lines of get in the saddle and don’t fall off,” Murphy said.”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy Rides The Lightning: Terrorbelle Book 2

“Well, you’ve heard my old nickname, haven’t you?” Rudy shook her head. “Murphy the human tripod.” Rudy’s jaw dropped as Murph wiggled his eyebrows. “Sadly, it’s because I used to have a camera holding fetish.”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy Rides The Lightning: Terrorbelle Book 2

“One-Eye said my name, which alerted me to the discussion and allowed me to listen in.” Gods had that power, which is why you didn’t mention their names lightly. It was why most people kept referring to Odin as One-Eye, so he didn’t know they were talking about him. Mention their names three times and there is no way they don’t eavesdrop. And mentioning their names three times is enough to summon them. Name dropping in mystic circles can be dangerous and even deadly. “He”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy Rides The Lightning: Terrorbelle Book 2

“they tortured him because there is nothing better than torture to make something evil turn good. Insert sarcastic tone here.”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy Rides The Lightning: Terrorbelle Book 2

“A man with a mace for a hand stood in front of the gates with a frown that undoubtedly took centuries to perfect.”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy Rides The Lightning: Terrorbelle Book 2

“I’ve always held the belief that you can accomplish more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy Rides The Lightning: Terrorbelle Book 2

“In the middle of the song a group of men came into the bar looking for trouble. Trouble tried to sneak out the back, but was drunk and fell at our feet. Typical.”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy Rides The Lightning: Terrorbelle Book 2

“A bartender named Murphy once told me to be careful when I hit the road because sometimes the road hits back. He was right.”
― Patrick Thomas, Fairy Rides The Lightning: Terrorbelle Book 2