Edward's Twilight Quotes

“Because now you have all of this regret over foolishly telling your most intimate family secret to a flighty and impulsive girl like me.” “You think I regret revealing my deepest secret to a mere human that I’ve known for only six weeks?” “You know virtually nothing about me,” Jezebella reminded me. “Yes. I do think that you regret telling me your secret.” “You’re wrong, Jezebella.” “I think you regret that you did not just let me ignorantly blather on about imaginary vampires and make myself look foolish, irrational, and crazy.” “You don’t know anything. I do not regret revealing my family secret to an immature teenage girl that I hardly know.”
― Joseph Veillon, Edward's Twilight: edward's version of twilight

“That is so much better, Edwin. Things are now as clear as the muddled plot of a silly teenaged girl-vampire-werewolf love triangle in a dream-induced novel.”
― Joseph Veillon, Edward's Twilight: edward's version of twilight