Bourbon Promises Quotes

“The groan that left my mouth when I tasted the farm-fresh eggs was shameful. I sounded like I was getting my dick sucked, which wasn’t going to happen after the way Autumn had shut down on me last night.”
― Walker Rose, Bourbon Promises

“Let’s get you to bed, darling.” I shook my head. “No. No ‘darling.’ That sounds fake as hell.” The perplexed expression was back on his face. “Excuse me?” “Have you called other girls darling?” His mouth tightened. “Right. So if I called you big boy, would you feel a little . . . diminished?” “That’s an oxymoron, is it not?” “So were they.” I shrugged and hiccupped. “If you call me darling again, I’ll salt your dinner so bad your mouth is going to feel like the Sahara for a week.”
― Walker Rose, Bourbon Promises