This Year's Prom King Quotes

“Once, after a long night of sex and alcohol consecutively and concurrently, he told me somewhat drunkenly that he measured my rages by how long he perceived it would be between the time he made me angry and the time I would sleep with him again; this had made me so furious with him that I'd managed to withhold sex for nearly a full ten minutes.
(Tristan in White Lines)”
― shukyou, This Year's Prom King

“You don't recognize the actor, because he's not from Hollywood's generic teen male pool; the director hat to go off-Broadway, off-off-Broadway, to the little back stages to find this guy, olive-dusted skin, straight black hair, face that looks like he's never cracked a smile on his life.”
― shukyou, This Year's Prom King

“Now, I'm not stupid, but when you see that your ticket to college is either football or your brains, and football is so much more fun, you tell me which one you'd pay attention to.
(Jameson)”
― shukyou, This Year's Prom King

“Camera shows a girl reach to spin it; it stops on a boy, and instead of kissing him, she says those three words:'Truth or Dare?'
It wasn't Shakespeare, but it did the trick.
The boy was Rodney,#58, wide receiver, and picked dare because you need at least two brain cells to rub together to choose truth.”
― shukyou, This Year's Prom King

“Stereotypes don’t happen all by themselves, you know.”
― shukyou, This Year's Prom King

“I was raised to believe you should never be mean to someone who’s given you head.”
― shukyou, This Year's Prom King

“I may not have much experience in psychological warfare, but I have two older brothers and am well-versed in the art of getting what I want by sheer annoyance.”
― shukyou, This Year's Prom King

“YOU LIKE ME,BUT YOU'RE SO CONVINCED NOBODY WILL EVER BE STUPID ENOUGH TO LIKE YOU THAT YOU CAN'T SEE THAT I'M EXACTLY STUPID ENOUGH!"
Okay, so it's not an impassioned, dramatic monologue that'll ever win an Oscar, but it was from my heart. My stupid heart.
(Jameson)”
― shukyou, This Year's Prom King

“I just wish I knew what I've done to piss you off so badly, other than existing and playing football and having a penis."

(Jameson)”
― shukyou, This Year's Prom King

“Not everybody sucks my dick at the party and then acts like I killed their puppy!"

(Jameson)”
― shukyou, This Year's Prom King

“I was raised to believe you should never be mean to someone who's given you head."
(Jameson)”
― shukyou, This Year's Prom King

“So, uh, where's your dad?"
He didn't even turn to look at me.
"Federal penitentiary in Idaho.
We spent the rest of the ride to his house in silence, Tristan staring out of the window, me trying to think of a way to get my foot out of my damn mouth.”
― shukyou, This Year's Prom King

“he says those three words:'Truth or Dare?'
It wasn't Shakespeare, but it did the trick.
The boy was Rodney,#58, wide receiver, and picked dare because you need at least two brain cells to rub together to choose truth.”
― shukyou, This Year's Prom King