The War for Banks Island Quotes

“You're just not a soldier. You're a...you're a nerd. I mean, even the way you work out is nerdy. You don't have like a killer—"
"What do you mean the way I work out is nerdy?"
"How many calories have you burnt in the last five minutes?"
"Um, I dunno. 17 or 18 probably."
"Abe, that's not something normal people know.”
― John Green, The War for Banks Island

“I’ve been in a long-distance relationship for years,” Abe said.
“It’s really challenging.”
“With who?”
“With whom. And with you, Featherstone. I’m in a relationship
with you, but you’re a long distance from being in a relationship with
me back.”
― John Green, The War for Banks Island