Vampire Games Quotes

“I’m not half vampire. I’m just strong like a vampire. Like Mom.” “That’s the half part, buttface.” “You’re the buttface, buttface.” “You can’t say buttface twice, buttface.” “You just did!” I rolled my eyes and checked my watch. They had gotten along for all of two hours. Better than nothing.”
― J.R. Rain, Vampire Games

“We knoooooow,” said Anthony, laying his head on the table. “You told us like a Brazilian times.” “Bazillion,” Tammy corrected. “Brazil is a state.” “Country,” I said. “Whatever,”
― J.R. Rain, Vampire Games

“My body still craved sleep during the day, happily doing so until sunrise if I would let it. Two kids and a full-time job, unfortunately, wouldn’t.”
― J.R. Rain, Vampire Games

“Now, as I was folding laundry and watching the tail end of a new cable show called Vampire Love Story about, of all things, MMA fighters who happened to be vampires,”
― J.R. Rain, Vampire Games

“going down my mental checklist: TV, Xbox, phones, computers, laptops. I snapped my fingers. “Leave your iPads in my office, too.” “But”
― J.R. Rain, Vampire Games

“Tammy hated talking about it, true. She thought it was gross, try as I might to convince her that it was the most natural thing in the world. Still, at ten, she was young to have started her period.”
― J.R. Rain, Vampire Games

“Lady Tamtam, I was certain, was based on me. And maybe a little bit of Lady Gaga, too. Except Lady Tamtam fought crime, while Lady Gaga, apparently, had sex with it. Of”
― J.R. Rain, Vampire Games