You're a Bad Man, Mr Gum! Quotes

“Well thank you, me old gobbler,' said Mr. Gum handing over some money that Billy William would later discover to be made out of lies and broken promises.”
― Andy Stanton, You're a Bad Man, Mr Gum!

“[from The One and Only Official Mr. Gum Official Glossary That Tells You What Words Mean by Explaining Them Using Other Words] :

Cups of tea: People in England are always drinking cups of tea. "Oh let's have a cup of tea " they say. "That will prove we are English and not American." Sometimes American people try to have cups of tea to pretend they are English but forget it We can always tell you are faking it”
― Andy Stanton, You're a Bad Man, Mr Gum!

“[from The One and Only Official Mr. Gum Official Glossary That Tells You What Words Mean by Explaining Them Using Other Words] :

Launderette: This is where you go to wash your clothes. You put the money into the slot and then you chuck your clothes into the washing machine and about six hours and twenty-five dollars later all your clothes have shrunk and turned pink. Fantastic value”
― Andy Stanton, You're a Bad Man, Mr Gum!

“He would much rather hear a piano being demolished by illegal bulldozers than a Mozart concerto”
― Andy Stanton, You're a Bad Man, Mr Gum!

“because”
― Andy Stanton, You're a bad man, Mr Gum: The hilarious book for kids ages 7 to 11

“time a all”
― Andy Stanton, You're a Bad Man, Mr. Gum!

“I laughed so hard I nearly had to go to the hoppital!”
― Andy Stanton, You're a Bad Man, Mr. Gum!

“little gifts”
― Andy Stanton, You're a Bad Man, Mr. Gum!