Dear Life, You Suck Quotes

“Dear Life,
You SUCK!
I want out.
See you on the flipside.

Sincerely,
Cricket”
― Scott Blagden, Dear Life, You Suck

“God punishing people for being good. God loving some people more than others. God asking fathers to kill their kids as proof of their faith. God giving kings special powers so they can slaughter entire nations. God not jumping in when His own kid get murdered. That's some crazy shit If that's the God they want me to believe in, no thank you. Ship me off to Hell right now so I can toss back a cold one with the zillion other people God never tortured with His infinite kindness.”
― Scott Blagden, Dear Life, You Suck

“Jesus H. Christ on a stripper pole!”
― Scott Blagden, Dear Life, You Suck

“I know my rights."
"And I know you're wrong.”
― Scott Blagden, Dear Life, You Suck