Moms Who Drink and Swear Quotes

“Friends are the family we choose for ourselves,”
― Nicole Knepper, Moms Who Drink and Swear: True Tales of Loving My Kids While Losing My Mind

“God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, a sledgehammer to smash the motherfucking shit out of the toys that are loud, broken, obnoxious and constantly being fought over, and the wisdom NOT to smash said toys because it would scare my children and it would really just be easier to uncork the wine and drink the entire bottle. Amen.”
― Nicole Knepper, Moms Who Drink and Swear: True Tales of Loving My Kids While Losing My Mind

“A feminist doesn’t judge or belittle other women for their choices, thinking themselves superior to women in traditional roles. A feminist seeks to make sure that women in all walks of life are empowered, respected and celebrated in the same manner as men. It’s just that simple.”
― Nicole Knepper, Moms Who Drink and Swear: True Tales of Loving My Kids While Losing My Mind

“I’m as busy as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest,”
― Nicole Knepper, Moms Who Drink and Swear: True Tales of Loving My Kids While Losing My Mind

“As the old saying goes, "Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others lose their virginity to your brother, name his wang after a luxury hotel, and traumatize you forever by talking about how sexy he is.”
― Nicole Knepper, Moms Who Drink and Swear: True Tales of Loving My Kids While Losing My Mind