Blood Oranges Quotes

“So, to start with, you might be wondering how this chick with a monkey on her back about the size
of King Kong is running about staking nasties and whatnot. Well, truth be told, I’ve been stretching the
truth like it was a big handful of raspberry-flavored saltwater taffy.”
― Kathleen Tierney, Blood Oranges

“First off, taking out monsters absolutely doesn’t come with a how-to manual.”
― Kathleen Tierney, Blood Oranges

“If there were a how-to book, Demon Slaying for Dummies, or The Complete Idiot’ s Guide to
Vampire Hunting, or a Wikipedia entry, or whatever, I think Rule No. 1 would be something like:
Do
not, under any circumstances, stop in the woods on the night of a full fucking moon and shoot up, when
you know the rogue werewolf you’ve been tracking for a week is probably pretty close by.”
― Kathleen Tierney, Blood Oranges

“One thing I knew for sure, it was gonna suck (hahahahaha, I know, wicked funny).”
― Kathleen Tierney, Blood Oranges

“It saw me, dropped Lily, and lunged. I screamed and
tried to crawl away. Actually, I scream a lot. I’m a pretty good screamer.”
― Kathleen Tierney, Blood Oranges