Warlander Grizzly Quotes

“You burying a body?” he joked as Dad ripped open the ice and poured it into the half-melted ice bath in the cooler. Dad glanced at the shovel in his hand and said, “Nah, I’m going to dig up Kirk’s stupid-looking neon-pink rosebushes, move them to the edge of the woods, and see how long it takes him to notice.” Landon nodded. Sounded like a good plan. “I can help.” “Obviously. I’ve been waiting for one of you dipshits to come home and offer. My back hurts—” “Well, that’s what happens when you get old.” “You didn’t let me finish. My back hurts from fuckin’ your mom.”
― T.S. Joyce, Warlander Grizzly

“up Kirk’s stupid-looking neon-pink rosebushes, move them”
― T.S. Joyce, Warlander Grizzly

“You have a boner,” she pointed out. Literally, she pointed it out. With her pointer finger. Now, if he wasn’t the son of Clinton Fuller and raised the way he was, perhaps that would’ve embarrassed him, but as it stood, he had to fight the urge to push her hand down so her pretty little black-painted nail poked said erection. He was trying to have manners. “It’s the biggest compliment a man can give a woman,” he said. “You could just say you think I’m pretty.” “Actions over words. Think about it,” he said”
― T.S. Joyce, Warlander Grizzly