Once Upon the End Quotes

“War breaks out between the colors blue and red, though green seems jealous that it wasn’t involved. Yellow, meanwhile, hides in the corner.”
― James Riley, Once Upon the End

“I like that color you turn. It makes you look like a tomato. A very dignified tomato. A tomato above all other tomatoes, one that rules his garden with a squishy iron fist.”
― James Riley, Once Upon the End

“There are those two German brothers offering to pay gold for stories," the golden imp said. "And there's a human in France who is looking for the same thing. And one in Denmark.”
― James Riley, Once Upon the End

“He was finally able to out-vague the Charmed One!”
― James Riley, Once Upon the End

“When the birds had all flown, the monkey landed on May’s pillow and smacked it, letting her know it was time to get up. Or more likely that he was hungry. Or wanted to annoy her. There were plenty of options. May”
― James Riley, Once Upon the End

“Jack glanced at the old man, whose eyes were about as big as dinner plates. Jack just nodded with understanding. “You think that’s all weird, I should tell you about a witch and her house of candy sometime,” he whispered. Upstairs,”
― James Riley, Once Upon the End

“WHOA. So not only do I have some guy’s eyeball on my back, but it also has the essence of a dead guy in it? Do you understand why I’m having some issues with this? Also, how big was this guy that this thing could be part of his eye?!”
― James Riley, Once Upon the End

“AGH!” Jack said, trying to sum up his feelings in as simple a sentence as possible.”
― James Riley, Once Upon the End

“Hey, Grandma,” May said from the dragon’s back. “He”
― James Riley, Once Upon the End

“Jack coughed. “Oh, I’m sure I gave them back to you or something in the future, unlessIlosttheminacollapsingcastle”
― James Riley, Once Upon the End

“compliment, really. Humans must really have an impressively powerful taste!”
― James Riley, Once Upon the End

“Who was this monster who would do that to another human being?!”
― James Riley, Once Upon the End

“about to start a second Great War? Her. For one. And she’s just one of many mistakes.” May flinched, looking down at the ground. “That wasn’t . . . your fault. You don’t need to run away.” His eyes widened, and he pointed out toward the field of grass. “GO.” May groaned in frustration. “You can’t join her, Jack. You can’t! I don’t know what you think you’re doing—” “I’m doing what needs to be done!” he shouted. “I’m not Phillip, I’m not you. I wasn’t born into a royal family, May. I was born with a mind, and that’s about it, and that’s what I’m going to use now. Whatever I need to do, I’ll do!” “You need my help,” May said, her voice softening again. “You have to know that, Jack. Whatever’s going on, you can’t do it alone. You need your friends. You have to know that!” “You’ve got the wrong guy,” Jack said, bitterness swimming behind his eyes. “I thought the same way once, but I was wrong. I know what I’m meant to do now. One of them will betray you, and one will die, right? I know what I have to do.” May’s entire body went cold. “What do you mean, you know what you have to do? What are you planning?” She grabbed his arm, but he tore it away. “LEAVE,” he said, his eyes closed tight, and May could feel a tug on herself, like a river current pulling her away. “NO!” she screamed. “You can’t do this, whatever you’re planning! She’s not worth it! NONE of this is worth it!” “LEAVE,” he said again, and this time the current almost swept her away. “Jack, I’m not a dream!” she screamed. “The Charmed One can tell you! I’m here in the dream world! I’m stuck here, but I’ll find a way out. Don’t do anything . . . don’t do anything crazy!” She was practically begging him now. “PLEASE. Wait for me. I’ll come find you, I promise. Just don’t do anything! WAIT FOR ME!” Jack started to say something, then stopped, just staring at her. Finally, he sighed. “I’m sorry,” he whispered”
― James Riley, Once Upon the End

“heal your big stupid head, which I still think was your own fault, by the way. You should have aimed at something other than a rock when you fell down the hill.”
― James Riley, Once Upon the End

“Oh, I see we’re back to dignified tomato?”
― James Riley, Once Upon the End

“It was a sad day when you couldn’t even pull off a plan doomed to fail.”
― James Riley, Once Upon the End