Not Quite the Classics Quotes

“Tell me, Doctor. Which is funnier: a goat or a duck?” “I beg your pardon?” “It’s a simple query. Goat or duck?” “Well…duck.” At that, Holmes dropped down as if dodging a projectile. A few seconds later, he popped up. “Did you see what I did there? I mistook your meaning of duck and turned it into a humorous situation.” “Holmes, have you had any sleep?” “No time. Awake or asleep, the duck misunderstanding is highly amusing.”
― Colin Mochrie, Not Quite the Classics

“Books made up the bulk of my birthday and Christmas presents. Then I discovered the public library.”
― Colin Mochrie, Not Quite the Classics