I Went on an Adventure and All I Got Was This Barbarian Orc Quotes

“I’m just a barbarian half-orc in a deeply committed relationship with my mead, but Lawton might be slipping into the space I reserve right next to my mead for people just as important. I’m not saying I’d leave my mead for him, but I am saying I would save him if it was a choice between him and my mead. I can’t say that’s true for all people, and I know that makes me a bad person, but what part of “barbarian” doesn’t already imply that I would kill for a barrel of mead, and that’s not an exaggeration? Well, now I would kill for the little prince too, and that’s also not an exaggeration.”
― Jennifer Cody, I Went on an Adventure and All I Got Was This Barbarian Orc: Crack Fantasy Adventure Chapters 1-5