Tales From Foster High Quotes

“My parents were high school sweethearts, which is a term that means “too stupid to use a condom.”
― John Goode, Tales from Foster High

“I didn’t want to be a victim, some princess locked away in a tower, waiting to be saved. I wanted to be the hero of my story; I didn’t need to be saved. At least I didn’t want to be.”
― John Goode, Tales from Foster High

“SO it’s possible I might be dating Batman.”
― John Goode, Tales from Foster High

“I didn’t have a life before you. All of that was… was just a waste of time.” I put my hand over his heart. “This, this is the first real thing I have ever felt.”
― John Goode, Tales from Foster High

“Like my own personal sun, he was not only too radiant to look at directly, I also found myself more and more drawn into his orbit with each minute.”
― John Goode, Tales from Foster High

“For Kyle, thinking can just end up being destructive. It’s like he was always playing chess in his mind against himself for stakes that were so high they were damned frightening.”
― John Goode, Tales from Foster High

“So I sat there and thought about faking a heart attack so I could skip school for a few months. I mean, they wouldn’t let a kid with a weak heart deal with something as harsh as high school, would they?”
― John Goode, Tales from Foster High

“See, this is the problem with cries for help. Even if people hear them, they can’t do a damn thing about them.”
― John Goode, Tales from Foster High

“I’m not bothering them; we’re about to kill a dragon.”
― John Goode, Tales from Foster High

“As I stood in line behind the other losers who couldn’t get to class on time, I wondered why we couldn’t get late slips for life. “Please excuse Kyle from heartbreak, as he has lived a sheltered life and has no idea how to handle something as simple as a crush.”
― John Goode, Tales from Foster High

“I don’t remember the moment I knew I was broken… but I do recall when I started to understand that it might be okay. It was the moment I fell in love with the boy with the green eyes.”
― John Goode, Tales from Foster High

“Motherfucking fairy tales.”
― John Goode, Tales from Foster High

“Your dad said you guys got into a fight.” Which was like saying that Voldemort and Harry Potter had strong words with each other.”
― John Goode, Tales from Foster High

“WHEN I arrived at school, I prayed I wouldn’t see him while looking everywhere trying to see him.”
― John Goode, Tales from Foster High