Blood and Mistletoe Quotes

“...the very, very old fae tended to go through an unhealthy stage of boredom that was often followed by a period of ‘goin’ doololly.”
― E.J. Stevens, Blood and Mistletoe

“If a faerie, a vampire, and a demon walk into a bar, you wait for the punch line. At Private Eye, when a faerie, a vampire, and a demon walk through the door, it’s just another day at the office.”
― E.J. Stevens, Blood and Mistletoe