The Original Alibi Quotes

“I imagined him ugly, as in if I had a dog that ugly I would shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards.”
― David Bishop, The Original Alibi

“the police think the murder of Cory Jackson was unrelated to his claim of having seen Eddie kill the Corrigan woman. That could be the simple truth.” “You”
― David Bishop, The Original Alibi

“Those biker guys are always into some kind of crime so it fits.”
― David Bishop, The Original Alibi

“Drinking doesn’t drown your problems, it teaches them to swim.   *”
― David Bishop, The Original Alibi

“When a woman shows a small portion of her abundance a man should take a small look, a glance in that instance is a compliment while a gaze rude. However, when a woman intentionally bares herself in front of a man, a glance would be rude and a gaze a compliment.”
― David Bishop, The Original Alibi

“I had the semi-excuse of being young, an excuse I would eventually grow out of so I wanted to use it to full advantage as long as I could. I”
― David Bishop, The Original Alibi

“Women who show cleavage don’t fully realize the power they possess over mortal men,”
― David Bishop, The Original Alibi