The Bride Wore Size 12 Quotes

“This year, everything is going to be different. No one in Fischer Hall is going to die this year. Not even accidentally.”
“How are you going to manage that?” Coop asks, gnawing on a Chinese sparerib. “Bubble wrap all your residents?”
― Meg Cabot, The Bride Wore Size 12

“Fleeing the premises?" Detective Canavan echos sarcastically. "Have you been watching Castle again?"
"It's a reasonable question," I say. "And Castle's a very good show.”
― Meg Cabot, The Bride Wore Size 12

“When you fuck up, shit gets real.”
― Meg Cabot, The Bride Wore Size 12

“Now?” Cooper looks back at me with a joyous grin. “Now we live happily ever after.”
― Meg Cabot, The Bride Wore Size 12

“You, Wells, are what we in the force like to call a shitkicker. If there’s any shit around, I always seem to find you in the middle, kicking it.”
― Meg Cabot, The Bride Wore Size 12

“I cannot believe that Muffy just called the First Amendment fiddle-faddle. Fiddle Faddle is a delicious candy-coated popcorn snack food. It has nothing to do with the Bill of Rights.”
― Meg Cabot, The Bride Wore Size 12

“All I can think is if Dave Fernandez, who’s been through so much pain and heartache, can navigate the crowded paths of Washington Square Park without being able to see, surely I can navigate the paths of my own life, murky as they’ve gotten lately.”
― Meg Cabot, The Bride Wore Size 12

“At the center of your being you have the answer; you know who you are and you know what you want. Lao Tzu”
― Meg Cabot, The Bride Wore Size 12

“We can do no great things, only small things with great love. Mother Teresa”
― Meg Cabot, The Bride Wore Size 12

“finger sandwich, if I recall.” “Yeah,” I say. “I’m not so sure you want one of those. I looked it up a little while ago. That’s when a girl has sex with two guys at once.”
― Meg Cabot, The Bride Wore Size 12

“proselytizers,”
― Meg Cabot, The Bride Wore Size 12

“Why don’t you go to the drugstore right now, get an early pregnancy test, then go up to your apartment and take it before you go back to work?”
― Meg Cabot, The Bride Wore Size 12

“How about y'all take a seat now, and let's get right to business,' Muffy says as she tucks her cream-colored skirt beneath her in a ladylike manner. We all do as she suggested and take a seat, with the exception of Special Agent Lancaster, who declares he'd prefer to stand. I suppose if he sat down, the stick up his butt would lodge so deeply into his brain that he would instantly expire, and then we'd have another corpse on our hands, so it's just as well.”
― Meg Cabot, The Bride Wore Size 12