Eternal Hope Quotes
Eternal Hope
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Frankie Rose315 ratings, 4.11 average rating, 38 reviews
Eternal Hope Quotes
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“Let's go inside. I always find walking inside buildings has this bizarre effect on me. I immediately forget uncomfortable situations, like when tiny midget women straddle my best friend's boyfriend and face-rape him.”
― Eternal Hope
― Eternal Hope
“I was just looking up the definition for eviscerate. It says here, to remove the internal organs or entrails of a person or an animal. I'm thinking maybe when Daniel gets back that might be a fitting punishment?”
― Eternal Hope
― Eternal Hope
“Maybe you ought to start leaving notes for yourself so you remember where you're leaving all these heartbroken girls. Things will get seriously complicated if you run into any more while you're out on the road.”
― Eternal Hope
― Eternal Hope
“What do I smell like?" she asked, ignoring his question. He gave this some thought before answering, "Purple." "Purple?" "Um-hmm." "I didn't know smells have a color?" "Well, they do." "What's the smell for orange?" "Cheese.”
― Eternal Hope
― Eternal Hope
“Promise me you're not going to fall in love with him.”
― Eternal Hope
― Eternal Hope
