Happy Hour Quotes

“I knew one thing, this pit lizard was going to have a good time tonight!”
― Shey Stahl, Happy Hour

“What do you mean he drew a dick on the wall...you mean like a man dick...Christ, I swear, the kids are not mine”
― Shey Stahl, Happy Hour

“Our dirty talking quickly turned to "Do you need a good spanking?" which I enjoyed but when it turned to "Who's your daddy?" I slapped him across the face and told him to shut the hell up and just fuck me”
― Shey Stahl, Happy Hour

“The back of my neck says; If you're close enough to read this, you better be pullin' my hair and spankin' my ass!”
― Shey Stahl, Happy Hour

“I had no idea how fast we were going but i could have sworn on a stack of bibles, I saw Jesus when my face was inches from the wall on the third straightaway”
― Shey Stahl, Happy Hour

“All I think about now is her amazing body wrapped around mine and broken furniture. And race car hoods and bearing alignment, assembly lubes and aligns boring. God honey, the affect you have on me is....unbelievable.”
― Shey Stahl, Happy Hour

“Where there is love there is life. Gandhi”
― Shey Stahl, Happy Hour

“When you love someone, you love them for who they are, not for who they could become or who you think they should be. You love them and their faults.”
― Shey Stahl, Happy Hour