Loco Quotes

“Becka hastened to the window. “Its motor isn’t on at all,” Gordo pointed out. “Its drone control isn’t active. You can tell from the lights on top. They’re all off. The things running on pure loco. Someone’s teleporting it all around!” “Translocating, not teleporting,’” snapped Becka. “Can’t you get that one thing straight? Loco applies affine transformations to the subdimensional pregeometry that underlies the spacetime foam. Loco edits our reality from the outside. Loco is nothing like ‘teleportation.’” “Sure it is,” said Gordo, baiting her. “It’s like on Star Trek.” “Christ, you’re a moron.”
― Rudy Rucker, Loco

“I can’t say,” replied Gordo. “Remember, I only joined your team after the Patel incident.” “I wish you’d stop bitching about ‘the Patel incident.’” “Look,” said Gordo, “you can’t just morph a federal scientist into a giant invertebrate that catches fire. That’s not an acceptable protocol.”
― Rudy Rucker, Loco

“Plus, once you got used to the concept of interfacing with leeches, it didn’t hurt all that much to stick them on.”
― Rudy Rucker, Loco