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If I Were You Quotes
If I Were You
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Lisa Renee Jones26,456 ratings, 4.11 average rating, 2,465 reviews
If I Were You Quotes
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“You shouldn't walk away from something that intrigues you”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“I can feel this man in every part of my body and he has not even touched me.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“Taking you to the shower. Me Tarzan, You Jane. Do as I say.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“Other people’s perfection is a facade we create when we are second guessing ourselves”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“The art does not always mimic the artist. You never know the real person until you slide beneath their surface”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“I'm going to lick you all over before this night is over, Sara, ... Suck your nipples until you are crazy with need, then spread you wide and lick you until you come and then, I'm going to do it all over again. I'm going to make sure you are so thoroughly fucked that being fucked has a new meaning.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“The rush of fear is far better than the defeat of boredom.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“I don't even like horror movies. The world has enough real monsters without creating fictional monsters.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“I decide to turn to my old faithful solution to all that is wrong in life. Coffee.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“Any man who isn't married by thirty-five is either gay or he's got skeletons in his closet.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“Anger surges in me and I stand up. "You have no right -"
He's on his feet towering over me. "What if I want to have a right?”
― If I Were You
He's on his feet towering over me. "What if I want to have a right?”
― If I Were You
“Losing control and you taking it from me are two different things, Sara. You won't ever take it from me.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“The end of starvation is quite delicious.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“You make me feel alive.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“You told me I was making you crazy last night," he reminds me, drawing me out of my thoughts, back to a present I'm uncertain of.
"You are, Chris."
"Well, you are making me crazy, too."
"Is this supposed to be making me feel better?”
― If I Were You
"You are, Chris."
"Well, you are making me crazy, too."
"Is this supposed to be making me feel better?”
― If I Were You
“Lies; they always come back to haunt you.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“You know, sweetheart, I know I'm fucked up. But if you think the guy trying to protect you instead of walk all over you is the one trying to run your life, you're just as fucked up as I am.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“I prefer to think of it as a knack for coming to your rescue," he declares huskily and winks, before he proceeds to wipe up my mess. Oh good God. I've made Chris Merit my janitor. And, he winked at me. I can barely breathe.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“Great. I'm with the hottest man I've ever known and raccoons have crawled through my hair and settled under my eyes.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“Out of sight, out of mind. It's how i cope.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“...locking myself in a shell of an existence isn't healing. It's hiding.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“For the first time perhaps ever, I am not denying the truth of all of my cracks. I am living them.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“We are two messed-up people destined to destroy each other, but I can't walk away. No. Can't isn't the issue. I simply don't want to.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“But then two lost souls searching for an escape should connect, I reason.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“My boss is dictating my preventive hangover care, and I just used the word swords in reference to his obvious cockfight with the man I just made out with in a public hallway. I am truly in an alternate universe.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“Other People's Perfection is a facade we create when we are second guessing ourselves.....Sara to Amanda”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“The rush of fear is far better than the defeat of boredom. The high of not knowing what comes next, so much better than always knowing one day will be like the last.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“I approve, as I'm sire the rest of the female population does.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“I decide to turn to my old faithful solution to all that is wrong in life. Coffee. It is my one real vice, so I figure why not indulge with an Olympic-style commitment?”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
“We have too many of the wrong things in common to be more than sex, and the realization is freedom to me.”
― If I Were You
― If I Were You
