Yum Quotes

“He was very intelligent, as most pigs are (many New Canadians including Tyler's family abstained from pork because they understood pigs were as intelligent as canines.) Brother”
― Nicole Antonia Carro, Yum: A Horror Story

“He lost a year of his life in prison and during the year his nose was broken eight times, his land was stolen from him and all they awarded him was twelve thousand dollars. It”
― Nicole Antonia Carro, Yum: A Horror Story

“Um… have you got anything without meat?"                 "The biscuits and the apple pie don't have no meat." Burt instinctually knew she used animal lard in the dough and the crust.”
― Nicole Antonia Carro, Yum: A Horror Story

“The penalty for killing a human in an illegal hunt was stiff, but the penalty for intentionally killing a domesticated dog was stiffer; up to twenty five years in prison plus a fine of 50,000 Canucks.”
― Nicole Antonia Carro, Yum: A Horror Story

“Tyler explained the New Canadian Wild Game Hunters Association had very strict rules about human hunting and those rules explicitly forbid the shooting of prey sitting inside a vehicle or prey doing emergency roadside work on a disabled automobile. The”
― Nicole Antonia Carro, Yum: A Horror Story

“Mae smiled at the girl; her smile looked like a frown which had the corners pushed upward by invisible demons with pitchforks.”
― Nicole Antonia Carro, Yum: A Horror Story

“Why don't you take her gun away, grandpa?" Artie asked.                 "I tried and she smashed me on the head with the butt of it. I'm”
― Nicole Antonia Carro, Yum: A Horror Story

“On the kitchen table was a bowl of mashed potatoes seasoned with pork, collard greens cooked with pork, green beans cooked with pork, grits cooked with pork and biscuits made with pork lard. Mae”
― Nicole Antonia Carro, Yum: A Horror Story

“So who do we call?”
― Nicole Antonia Carro, Yum: A Horror Story

“Jessica was very pretty, but she wasn't very smart and she accidentally ran herself over with the family station wagon while she was unloading her hand painted garden gnomes at an arts and crafts fair. The witnesses couldn't explain quite how she did it, but no one who knew her was surprised.”
― Nicole Antonia Carro, Yum: A Horror Story

“And there've been studies which prove eating meat makes you grumpy and violent.”
― Nicole Antonia Carro, Yum: A Horror Story

“Damn it, Jim. I'm a librarian, not a murderer!" Tater”
― Nicole Antonia Carro, Yum: A Horror Story

“He kept asking about Becky; Emily had no idea who Becky was. Then he sat on the couch and he started to talk to Becky, who he'd apparently found and she was sitting right next to him.”
― Nicole Antonia Carro, Yum: A Horror Story

“Emily liked the classical music Jim listened to; he told her all about the history of the Rock of Music when she was a little girl. As she remembered it, it was discovered by a teenager from Lubbock, Texas named Buddy and he ruled the Rock until his airplane was shot down by his evil rival, King Elvis. King Elvis was then ousted by several tribes from England and California who unified and fought against him under their leaders, John-Paul George and Jimi Clapton. One”
― Nicole Antonia Carro, Yum: A Horror Story

“there was nothing dumber than a pill for memory loss that the patient has to remember to take and”
― Nicole Antonia Carro, Yum: A Horror Story