Textual Relations Quotes

“Charles knocked again and I jumped. The man had ESP (extra snoopy perception), and he knew I was home. “Mimi,” he yelled. “Get off the damn toilet and answer the door.” Because I’ve known Charles for so long, this wouldn’t normally embarrass me, but just after he yelled, I heard another voice. “Charles, how ya doing?” It was Sebastian, and now I had to answer the door. I cursed Charles silently and opened the door wide. “I hope you washed your hands.” Charles pushed past me into the house.”
― Jamie Lee Scott, Textual Relations