Lazy Witchcraft for Crazy, Sh*tty Days Quotes

“Money is pure energy. When we’re financially stressed or pressed, it drastically affects our energy, which is why I included a few money spells in this book to help boost your efforts. But mindset is important here, too. Your actions are not as important as the energy you put into them.”
― Andrea Samayoa, Lazy Witchcraft for Crazy, Sh*tty Days: Easy Spells and Rituals for When You’re Stressed Out, Wiped Out, or Just Have No More Spoons to Give

“but the term can also refer to being able to easily meet one’s basic necessities, having an abundance of joy and happiness, or having plenty of opportunities. You can use abundance magic to open doors, draw clients to your business, make more money, or lure a wealth of love, happiness, and friendship into your life. If we wanted to get super basic with it, abundance just means the absence of lack. You lack nothing, because you already have what you need to make your dreams a reality.”
― Andrea Samayoa, Lazy Witchcraft for Crazy, Sh*tty Days: Easy Spells and Rituals for When You’re Stressed Out, Wiped Out, or Just Have No More Spoons to Give

“in present tense. Instead of using terms like “I want” use “I have” as if its already happened. While manifesting, visualize what your life will look like after the manifestation has already come to fruition. The more detail you can give to the universe, the easier it will be for it to recognize your true goal. Consider the following questions to help you with this: What does my life look like after this manifestation? Do I look the same? My hair? My skin? My body? Do I still have the same people in my life? Is there a new person? What does my home look like? Did I move? Did I do home improvements? What does my new routine look like? Am I in the same job? Same company?”
― Andrea Samayoa, Lazy Witchcraft for Crazy, Sh*tty Days: Easy Spells and Rituals for When You’re Stressed Out, Wiped Out, or Just Have No More Spoons to Give

“this chapter, you’ll learn the “lazy-unhinged-semi-depressed-anxious-feeling kinda ill” way of manifesting, so you don’t get trapped in a cycle of toxic positivity just to try to make your spells work. You can be sad, tired, or angry and still have success when manifesting. The key is using the right tools to amplify your spellwork during those times when you don’t feel 100 percent. One of the best tools you can use for this? The moon.”
― Andrea Samayoa, Lazy Witchcraft for Crazy, Sh*tty Days: Easy Spells and Rituals for When You’re Stressed Out, Wiped Out, or Just Have No More Spoons to Give

“Positive thoughts equal a positive life, right? But babe, most of us are mentally drained. How are you supposed to “stay positive” and think your dreams into reality when you literally don’t want to do anything anymore? How do you manifest when you’re having a crazy, shitty day?”
― Andrea Samayoa, Lazy Witchcraft for Crazy, Sh*tty Days: Easy Spells and Rituals for When You’re Stressed Out, Wiped Out, or Just Have No More Spoons to Give

“parts sea salt 1 part lavender 1 part chamomile 1 part rosemary 1 part cinnamon 1 part patchouli 20 to 30 drops of lavender or lemon essential oil (optional) Mixing bowl Before cleansing your space spiritually, start with the mundane. Pick up any clutter, wipe off counters, organize clutter. But don’t sweep—we’ll do that later. To make your floor salts, combine all of your ingredients into a mixing bowl. As you add them, tell them why they’re here. Salt, you’ll be absorbing and trapping the negative energy in my space. Lavender and chamomile, you’ll be adding peace and calming energy to replace it. Rosemary, you’ll be cleansing the negative energy. Cinnamon, you’ll be creating a barrier once all the negative energy is gone. Patchouli, you’ll be transforming the negative energy into positive energy.”
― Andrea Samayoa, Lazy Witchcraft for Crazy, Sh*tty Days: Easy Spells and Rituals for When You’re Stressed Out, Wiped Out, or Just Have No More Spoons to Give

“Throughout the book, you’ll see that all the spells have a “spoon” rating. Spoons are simply a measurement of the amount of energy you have to give in the current moment. I’ve based this system on a ten-spoon scale. Think of a ten like a full-scale two-day ritual with costumes, feasts, and other wild shit, while a one might be lighting a candle and making a wish. In this book, we’re never going over a five, because that’s all that most of us can give after we’ve given so much to work, school, family, and friends.”
― Andrea Samayoa, Lazy Witchcraft for Crazy, Sh*tty Days: Easy Spells and Rituals for When You’re Stressed Out, Wiped Out, or Just Have No More Spoons to Give